Spam Pro Tip
Why are so many spam emails from “me”? Like I’d forget I sent myself an email about boner pills? At least try saying it’s from “me (from the future).”
“Past Me, I have an urgent message for you! And it’s about your boners! Click the link below!”
And maybe a fact that only someone from the future would know, like that in the future the human race will be forced to fight off alien invaders using only their boners.
Wait, we’re supposed to wait for the future to do that?
