“I’ve been condemned to live.”...
Aug 31st
“If I die, who will watch the walls?”...
Aug 28th
“Some People Never Change.”
“Brazilian...
Aug 27th
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amycarr:
menstrom:
mattgorman:
Surviving the...
Aug 26th
“Every winner has scars.” “I.B.M.”...
Aug 26th
“There is no fuckin’ ice cream in your...
Aug 25th
“I am a C. I am a C-H. I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N. And I have...”
— Reblog if you sang it as a...
— Reblog if you sang it as a...
Aug 25th
“What if you tire before it’s done?”
...
Aug 24th
anthropophagus “Love Song” by Flux Of Pink...
Aug 21st
Hello Monday / Amazing Web Design
Aug 20th
Another day, another headache.
For the last week or so I’ve gotten a headache at work every day I’ve been here. It...
Aug 19th
“How do you like your brandy, sir?”
...
Aug 19th
Sort of a blessing and a curse all in...
twoyellowsequalred: When we reconfigured our office due to the Big O’s “who gets an office and who...
Aug 19th
NEWS
Playing with Translation Party or Equilizer or whatever they’re calling it now. From the...
Aug 18th
You should put your reading glasses on before starting a...
Aug 18th
“Well, it looks like a mountain to me.”...
Aug 18th
“You realize you’re going right into her...
Aug 18th
Watch
This is 5:20, but it’s worth every second. The good stuff starts around 1:50.
Aug 18th
i know right?
Aug 18th
“Eight bosses.” “The Geeks Were Right (...
Aug 17th
“A pixel is worth a thousand words.”
...
Aug 14th
From the Spam Folder
Hitler relative found! New & Improved: Online Store | Great Brands! Special Pricing! Fast &...
Aug 13th
“You know, that boy wanted to share his life with...
Aug 13th
From the Spam Folder
Use your carrot better The shortest way to enrich your organism with Calcium.
Aug 13th
insooutso:
Pic from Christian Science Monitor. Link to pics...
Aug 12th
Self Portrait (August 2009)
Aug 12th
“I mean, everyone puts their history into their...
Aug 10th
“May I admire you again today?” “Radio...
Aug 7th
Aug 7th
Yesterday’s Purchases
Aug 7th
For inthefade
Via (http: //notalwaysright.com/vampires-drink-blood-but-its-the-fans-that-bite/2266)(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do you guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have you read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t you just LOVE them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are you f***ing serious?! These are the best books ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite you and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
Aug 6th
Yesterday
Aug 6th
“I know what you really are.”...
Aug 5th
Why my coworkers love me
Coworker: Please try logging into that system now and let me know if you have access.Me: I probably should have mentioned that I don't know what my password is.
Aug 4th
WHO THE FUCK CUTS HALF YOUR SHIT OFF...
squibble: I may or may A lot of people.
Aug 4th
[while examining a corpse] “Cannibal Holocaust Main...
Aug 4th