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copycats: Killing Moon by Pavement originally by Echo And The Bunnymen (posted by mi alegria) ...

Mar 31st

1001 Rules For My Unborn Son

Mar 30th

Waiting to go.

Mar 29th

Ben and his Dinosaurmy.

Mar 28th

The cat doesn’t mind the snow.

Mar 28th

What happens when you respond to my...

Colby: forgot he had facebook
Rachael: I wish I could forget sometimes.
Me: You can, except they call it deactivation for some weird reason.
Rachael: :|
Me: Robot face!
Rachael: I thought that was :]
Nancy: How can you forget all of your friends? :-)
Me: that's happy robot face. :| is "destroy all hu-mans" robot face
Lori: We didn't forget you, Colby!
Rachael: then what's this :[
Me: Sad robot.

Mar 28th

http://omegle.com/

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hiya x
You: How's it going
Stranger: not gd, i can't sleep
You: I should be sleeping.. but the internet is keeping me up.
Stranger: whys what
Stranger: asl
You: Why is the internet keeping me up? Because I keep looking at new stuff and not getting off the computer.
You: You didn't seriously just say "asl", did you?
Stranger: yes
You: Wow..

Mar 28th

(via ernie) This is why I love Ernie.

Mar 28th

Nick Douglas (journalist) - Wikipedia

Mar 27th

“The idea that God is an oversized white male with a flowing...”
— Carl Sagan (via nedthebull)

Mar 27th

i love that....

hrrrthrrr: …because i have a blog, and because i have chosen to put myself out there…and a few...

Mar 26th

Explaining a Fireland tweet.

Coworker: I dont get it.... your note.... rage against the machine at walmart.....
Me: Because Rage Against The Machine is a vehemently political band, and are very anti-capitalism, therefore their song being played in a Wal-Mart would be ironic, and therefore humorous.
Explaining the joke makes it less funny.
Coworker: ha ha.... okay.
because walmart isn't political about the things they do?
Me: Wal-mart is a global franchise.
Regardless of their politics, they are an icon of capitalism.
Coworker: gothca.. thank you for making feel dumb, but learn something at the same time.
Me: There are no stupid questions, just overly condescending answers.

Mar 26th

8,760 hours

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Mar 25th

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

Message from Friday-me to Monday-me. I don’t get it...

Mar 23rd

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trelvix: Because it’s funny. That’s why. Shut up. Srsly. I’m fucking crying.

Mar 21st

Ben getting frustrated with Ms. Pac Man

Mar 7th

Anna making a purple monster with blue legs.

Mar 7th

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My name is in the credits!

Mar 6th

How I’m spending my morning.

Mar 5th

inthefade: unicornwolflazersfuckyou: “HAI GUYZ IVE BEEN...

Mar 4th

taste the twitter rainbow

inthefade: The social media gurus sure have some candy up their butt about Skittles showing the...

Mar 2nd