Our Dreams Are Amazing
Cory: I had a fucking insane dream the other night
me: oh?
Cory: yeah. It started out with me being in the wastelands of fallout 3 (no surprise there ) but I met this girl that I went to high school with at a stage that was set up for a show that night.
Gene simmons was there
who was the one that was performing later that night
This girl tells me that she has cats and wants to show me them. She also had the largest string of acne on the side of her face, like disgustingly bad, almost like a face full of boils
me: hahaha
Cory: we went to this room where she had a few cats, but mainly she had about 20 different snakes
she started letting them out of the cages, and one of them that was in one of the cages was striking at me, which looked like a poisonous viper of some sort
These people broke in, and told the girl that she was fired for keeping 5 deadly snakes, which was against the rules of her job apparently
Then everyone started laughing at me, and the people that broke in ended up being people that I knew
me: ahahha. weird.
Cory: The weirdest part of the dream was how familiar these people were 5 women
2 younger, two middle aged, and one older
and I remembered them as people I had spent most of my childhood with
like the girls were my best friends or something, and we hung out all the time
I had a full onslaught of memories of them and I hanging out, and I was super happy
so we started hanging out again.
one of the girls showed me her music collection, which was in these weird cases, looked almost like vhs cases
one of them fell over and caught on fire,
so I had to find a youtube video before the entire place burned down
me: hahahah
Cory: the keyboard was burning, and every time I type in a new search, it would burn a hole in the bookshelf it was sitting on
there were kids around at this point, and I accidentally found a jon bon jovi porn and couldn't get it to close
after jon finished on this girl he started asking her if she would move in with him and marry him
and then the girl from the porn was crying and standing behind us
me: hahah
Cory: then we went for a walk out in the trainyard, and one of the girls whom I was getting very friendly with ran into her boyfriend, who was mad that we were hanging out so much since I found them again
he made her stand in front of the place where we were sleeping and wear a green dress, and she cried
so I went off on a freestyle walking excursion
across the highways
(this is apparently really normal) and I jumped on top of one of the shacks that are used for freestyle walkers to avoid getting hit by cars on the highway.
I was so proud of one of my jumps that I went back and got the girls to come with me to show them where I had jumped
inside the shack we heard screaming, and a black man and his boy were being dragged on a blanket behind a card down the highway.
we pulled them off the car, not being sure who was hurt, but the kid got up and ran away screaming, while his father sat on the blanket with his leg severed halfway through the shin
he wasn't bleeding a lot though, so everyone went back in the shack while I called 911
The man sat there and started moaning, then turned into a pink looking cartoony sort of person, and his leg made a huge popping sound
so I went in to ask if that was normal, which after some argument, one of the guys told me it was, and when I went back out he had turned into an octopus,
I told him that it was normal for his leg to make loud popping sounds when it had been severed, but I had to sing it to him for some reason
he asked me why I was singing and turned into a pile of cds
then I woke up
was really weird
me: hahahhaha
that was amazing
Nov 10th